The Movie Critic

Movie Critic 'Andrew Bernard' reviews new movie pirate b-movie 'Captain Blondie's Search for Gold' (surprisingly starring big Hollywood actors like: Geoffrey Light, Jenna Wilson, John East and Jack Blueblood) a 1/5 contrary to it's generally positive reception and romantic marriage Jenna Wilson and cordial relationship with the rest of the cast. He thinks nothing of it until a group of teenagers called 'The Shells' (a direct references to the name of the pirate crew in the movie) break into his house when he's not then with the intent to kill him. When they find he isn't there (as he's on Holiday with Jenna and their son) they leave a threatening note threatening to come back for not just him but his family as well